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The vampire is by nature a lone wolf,
predatory.

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Therefore, any sudden temptation to join
the human community is suspect and

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dangerous.

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Come in.

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Ah, Dwight.

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I got something on the security camera.

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And what might that something be?

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Want me to pop it in? That's all right.

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I'll do the honors.

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Okay, it's coming right up.

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It'll just kind of whoosh across the
screen.

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Okay, here it comes.

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There, you see it?

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No, Dwight. Regretfully, I didn't see
it. It just sailed across.

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Rippled like water.

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Or like... Like... Like... Like ghosts.
Like... Like that.

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Are you suggesting Mansbridge Academy is
haunted?

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You didn't see it?

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Sorry. Well, let me rewind it. There is
something there. Dwight, I'm very busy.

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Perhaps we ought to have that particular
camera cleaned.

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Okay. Can I have my disc back?

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I'm going to keep it for the time being.
I'm sure there is something there. Good

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afternoon, Dwight. And thank you, as
always, for your diligence.

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Not ghosts.

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Check our night school words.

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Well, our last student has arrived.

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When the great eclipse plunged the world
into darkness, The vampire race erupted

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in a civil war.

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The bloodthirsty fury battled with the
enlightened elder for domination of the

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undead. In desperation, the elders
gathered up those young vampires that

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be saved and entrusted them to me.

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To humanize them, to tame their
instincts, and teach them how to live

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mortals.

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What are you reading?

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Nothing.

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Poetry?

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Who's the author?

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I'd like to be left alone.

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Meryl.

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You see, I'm on probation for, as
Murdoch put it, premature aggression.

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I beg your pardon?

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Oh, that's messing in day school affairs
a tad too early. It seems I've been a

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bad, bad boy, even for a vampire.

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I see.

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I wasn't trying to intrude.

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Well, no intrusion taken.

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When's your beau getting out of the
hospital?

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Nick? Nick's not my beau, and he got
exactly what he deserved.

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Going through a window seems a bit
harsh.

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He said something pushed him, but I
think he did the clip.

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Done with our homework, are we?

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You haven't even opened a book.

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Girlfriend, this is from the School of
Hard Rocks. If it ain't rockin', I don't

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come knockin'.

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Okay, the Mimi's in.

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Tell me about your day.

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My day? What about my life?

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Gonna cost you extra for deep analysis.

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I need something new in my life.

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Something that I want, not what others
want for me.

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So, we're talking about the quest for
true love?

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Mr. Right, the whereforeout thou kind of
thing?

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And that for me means him.

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Can I have your attention?

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I want

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you all to gather together, please.

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You are all solitary predators, and that
practice must come to an end.

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Any sense of...

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Community or family is no longer
instinctive in you.

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Now, that being said, I want to
introduce the final member of your

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One who, like yourself, will be
redeemed.

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Marty?

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Oh, Marty.

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Present!

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Welcome to Mansbridge Academy. It's a
pleasure to be a part.

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So I guess it's supposed to be some kind
of, like, honor.

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Cellar dweller is on a short leash.

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Some honor.

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Exactly. The elders believe we can do
what none of our race has ever done

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before. So humankind won't zap us during
mealtime.

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Speaking of which, when do we eat? I
mean, it's a promise of bottle -fed

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that got me here in the first place.

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Blood allotments are distributed at 1 a
.m.

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Class begins in the afternoon.

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Allotment.

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Why do I think that's not going to be a
lot?

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Well, what about those day schoolers?

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Can't they be on the menu?

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You asking me?

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If you got the answer, they're off
limits. Rule number one, no mixing with

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day students.

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Big guy.

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Do I smell some lingering human on you?
Yeah, I was only made last Halloween.

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My human home isn't far from here.

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My nose.

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Infallible. Where are you from?

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Where?

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Wherever the blood and the wind did blow
me.

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Who's the clam queen?

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Essie.

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Think I'll go pay a little royal visit.

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I know what looks good on a woman.

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Me.

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You're a fashion consultant, are you?

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What you reading?

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Vampirella?

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Can I take a look at the semi -clad
pictures when you're done?

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If I applaud, will you bow and go away?

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A vampire and verbal fandom.

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I sense arrival.

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Attention, attention!

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Can I have your vampiric attention?

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Blood brothers and sisters, what is the
motto of the grand vampire scheme of

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things?

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All right.

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Looks like you guys do need to be in
school again.

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The motto is, find them, fang them, and
drain them!

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So I say, road trip!

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A major infraction of the rule for
leaving school.

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Oh, you mean I might get a detention for
leaving Tranquility Ray?

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One last troll to find out who our
potential blood donors are.

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Count me in.

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Queenie.

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Oh, come on.

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One last feast, and for all time's sake,
one more fame dip.

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Or hit in the books.

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You're really twisted, aren't you?

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Just trying to suit ourselves in the
food chain.

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Don't tell me that ain't in your van
blood.

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Oh, why not?

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Lead on, Twitter.

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You have to stop them.

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I'm not the party police.

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This can ruin it for all of us.

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It was ruined for us all a long time
ago.

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Listen. All I've been trying to say is
that if you want to find Mr. Right, it's

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time to take the exit ramp off life in
the man's bridge slowly.

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What are you talking about?

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That we're going to make a run for fun,
sister.

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No. Yes.

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No. Yes.

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I heard about this roadhouse.

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Gotta be full of local yokels, but also
full of loud and rowdy. And I can do

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loud and rowdy.

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Do it all night long.

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No, I can't get kicked out of here
because my parents have threatened to

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to an all -girls military school next.

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Listen, boot camp for bimbos aside, if
you're going to find your Mr.

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Right, you sometimes got to do a little
wrong.

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How are we going to watch her?

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Where are you going?

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Children of the night.

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What sweet music they make.

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Fellow travelers.

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My name's Samantha, but you can call me
Candy Cotton.

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My lipstick.

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The shaded, congealed blood.

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Watch them.

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And your hair.

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Manic panicked at myself.

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Well, definitely.

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So, um, which one's for me?

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This is how it's done, girl.

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This place sucks, and not in a good way.

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This music makes my fangs ache.

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The place don't get out.

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B -17's great, but they won't let me
play it.

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Oh, yeah?

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looking down the crowd.

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Hey.

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I'm Bud. But, uh, you can call me Buddy.

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So, uh, wanna go outside in my van?

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I get real booed back.

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No thanks, Bud.

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You must be one of those man -brits,
Muckhead.

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Oh, and what school do you attend?
Reform.

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Why? You like it rough?

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Now watch this.

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Hey, sweetheart!

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You wear your pretzels well.

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No, it looks good.

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Let's go kick some butt.

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You can ask me to dance.

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You gotta let me lead.

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I don't... I like your look, sir. Folks
can be deceiving.

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Bye -bye.

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You! Are you okay?

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You are so dead on dark.

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Sleepwalking, Sherry?

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No.

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I always try to give you the benefit of
the doubt.

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When I can't do that anymore, you'll be
asked to leave.

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You should have stuck around.

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Things really got started.

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Don't matter, though.

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Because we brought the fun to us.

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This place rocks.

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Who knew you guys had a goth club at
Mansbridge Manor?

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It's like a dream come true.

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Our nightmare.

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Tell me you didn't.

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Didn't what, Boy Scout?

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Did you take her?

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What's that supposed to mean? Did he do
this to you?

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Oh, this?

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00:18:25,150 --> 00:18:26,670
No, I have a friend who's in makeup.

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Though I'm thinking it's about time we
gave her a little taste test of the real

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thing.

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00:18:32,050 --> 00:18:33,450
What's going on here?

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Where are you guys from, anyway?

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Here.

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There.

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Everywhere!

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00:18:42,570 --> 00:18:46,490
How did he... You call me Speedy
Gonzalez.

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Thanks for bringing me here, but I think
I'm gonna go home now.

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No.

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I think it's time to show you a little
more.

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It's not a bad entry point. Let me down,
please. I just want to go. Shut up.

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Hey, you're going to stop this and
you're going to stop it now. Stop what,

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boy? I'm just doing what comes
naturally.

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How about a little mood light for this
drama?

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Don't do this.

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Don't.

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Before you can't stop.

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Stop.

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If we fail, if the fury learns of us,
none of us will survive.

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I can go home now, can't I?

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You're going to let me go home?

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Look at me.

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My favorite color.

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Somebody get her out of here.

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I only gave her the half -hour Barbie as
my goddess special.

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I'll take her.

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00:21:23,010 --> 00:21:24,010
Where's Ken?

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I love Ken.

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Druid, are you okay?

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No, I'm not okay.

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None of us are okay.

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Scoop's gonna be a kick after all.

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The Mansbridge experiment hinges on
time.

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It is the great measure.

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With time, a community can be formed.

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A community that heals all wounds.